Breaking: Dad Keyboards Everywhere Found to Be Malfunctioning

Dads Worldwide Affected by Keyboard Mishaps

Substitutions and Glitches Plague Typing Devices

In a shocking turn of events, dads' keyboards across the globe have been found to be experiencing widespread malfunctions. The cause of the issue is still unknown, but it is believed to be affecting millions of dads.

Reports have flooded social media, with dads complaining about their keyboards substituting letters and numbers with gibberish or emojis. One dad reported that his keyboard had started typing "lol" every time he tried to type the letter "L."

Other dads have reported that their keyboards are glitching, causing them to lose entire paragraphs of text or send messages with random characters.

Experts are baffled by the sudden malfunction and are urging dads to stop using their keyboards until the issue is resolved.

In the meantime, dads are advised to use alternative methods of communication, such as handwritten notes or voice messages.